Drunk at the Wheel

Cake and beer go together like cake and beer.
Imagine this, but in a bottle. A BOTTLE!
*insert Chariots of Fire soundtrack here*
We all have a secret handshake, too.
It’s like this, except your whole life is on fire.
Duh.

At what point does your passion become a problem?

I’m a trained monkey, showing people how cool it is to drink our product all while dancing to the tune of an organ grinder. I take a sample, I sell five pints in a minute. Easy.

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